Repulsive Monstrosity Jessica Alves Looks Putrid (DO NOT LOOK AT THESE PICS)

Jessica Alves “sexy” pictures taken outside Amazonico Mayfair in London. Please don’t mistake these comments us as being transphobic or whatever. We hated this disgusting creature in his Human Ken Doll days as well because… Well, because there’s nothing salvageable about them as a person. Please do not enjoy these pictures right here. Avoid them like plague. Also, check out some actually sexy pictures of actual celebrities while you’re at it.