Sinitta dresses up as a marginally sexier version of Simon Cowell from X-Factor (nip slip)

We get to see her arrive braless to the X-Factor launch. We get to see some nip slip action. Most importantly, we get to see her new outfit – it reeks of Simon Cowell. It’s kind of hard to masturbate while looking at this, unless you’re into gender benders and/or Simon himself. In that case, you’re going to have a great time with this gallery right here. Still, try to enjoy these pictures. Maybe, kind of.